Some Monday fun: Pearls of Wisdom

It’s Monday. You need these!

John Glenn:

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

Not bad! This one is even better!

Desmond Tutu:

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said “Let us pray.” We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

Aint it the truth!  More!

Emo Philips:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

And one more!

Jimmy Durante:

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

An encore? Ok!

Robert Benchley:

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.



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