It’s Monday. You need these!
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
Not bad! This one is even better!
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said “Let us pray.” We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
Aint it the truth! More!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
And one more!
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
An encore? Ok!
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.