Hey! Who Said Doctors are not Funny!

Here goes! Thanks to Steve

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump’s proposed health care package to replace Obama-care:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it; but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it; but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception; while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”; while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward; but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out; leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

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